as a pre-art student, i'm required to take this one art class to get into my major.
it's called "visual language" or something of that sort.
i hate it.
the first thing the professor said was to call her maureen,
and that a lot of things we view and talk about
will be controversial.
controversial, i'm okay with.
but this?
h* no.
she said there would be no nudity today.
she lied.
either there was a naked man,
a naked woman,
a naked baby,
artistic "parts,"
or things i won't even mention to spare you innocent minds.
it's one of those classes that i'm just going to have to grin and bare*.
geez louise.
*my dear mother kindly corrected me. thanks mom!
Don't you mean, "one of those classes that i'm just going to have to grin and BARE it?"! (Just trying to keep you smilin'!.)
ReplyDeleteYou were right in the spelling of "bear". I was just making a pun of "BARE" as in naked, exposing all.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOODNESS A NAKED BABY! BABIES.... THEY"RE BORN NAKED, DOES THAT MAKE THEM SATANIC??!?!
ReplyDeleteThese naked babies were bleeding with their backs cut open. Not to mention a whole gallery of genitalia wall paper that I found disturbing during the 1 class period I spent in that particular lecture.
DeleteYou should use more caps next time you comment, or exclamation points, or Comic Sans, perhaps.