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fact: i love new blog designs & designing them. old, used blog designs make me feel like cringing- like "it's last day of girl's camp and i can't wait to take a shower" "i took a bite out of that bagel before i realized it was moldy" "the sound of corn starch" "ugh i just saw that guy pick his nose & eat it at the stoplight" kind of cringe.
fact: i like being by myself. apparently when i was little i could play Barbies for hours without anyone around. i can still entertain my mind with little things. i guess i'm a slight introvert.. but we already knew that!
fact: i filled up my computer's hard drive with pictures & font downloads & music... so i had to transfer my old photos onto CD's, and i still only have around 6 GB of unused space left. uhhh....
fact: when i get hungry i feel like i'm going to throw up. almost to the point of high-tailing it to the bathroom. i don't know if that's healthy... does anyone else get that?
fact: i do not like following rules. you know? 
fact: i did some dishes last night.. and today.. and i even did laundry.. #progress.
fact: i'm not even that big of a tweeter yet i feel the urge to #hashtag constantly.
fact: i'm a perfectionist. which isn't good.
fact: i'm obsessed with photography everything. you name it, i love it.
fact: i want to move to boston. or philadelphia. or anywhere in pennsylvania. or DC. or canada? how about seattle? oregon? south carolina. i just need to get out!
fact: i think i might be a hypochondriac. (is that a sign of hypochondria?)
fact: i watched Dumb & Dumber so much as a child that i have the entire thing memorized. YEAH, I KNOW.
fact: i still bite my nails. & pull at the skin around it. & make them bleed. & gross people out, probably. and I can't stop because i wasn't blessed with slender fingers or nails so when i paint them they look like coins. so i don't.
fact: i'm allergic to dust. & dogs. & cats. & grass. & flowers. & trees. & fruits & vegetables. basically i'm a mess when it comes to spring/summer/fall allergies and i should just lock myself in the house all day.
fact: if i had a choice, i would have skinny jeans in every color & that's all i would wear every day. i work at a job where i have to wear "business casual" which means NO JEANS EVER. it hurts my soul!
fact: i do not like justin bieber. i do not like GLEE.
fact: how to lose a guy in 10 days is one of my favorite movies EVER. i want to be her... you know, marry matthew mcconaughey, work for a magazine, have great hair all the time.. haha, wiiiink
fact: my favorite thing about growing up is knowing who my real friends are: the ones that no matter how long we haven't talked or haven't seen each other, i know that they're always there for me and whenever i DO see them it's like we pick up right where we left off. i love that.
fact: i have a secret desire to live like the amish: no computers, no cell phones, no tv. just some good wholesome movies. i want a small, cozy house with exposed brick in a neighborhood where my closest neighbor is a 5 minute walk away. wood floors. lots of babies. lots of windows. a playhouse in the backyard & a grove of trees just behind that. two big dogs & my family.
fact: when i graduate.. i'm traveling the world.

20 comments:

  1. okay, i am absolutely in love with your blog. your design is just fabulous, and your little facts had me cracking up. i have every line to dumb & dumber memorized too! best movie ever! "excuse me, flo?"
    oh, and your analogies of old blog designs..perfect!!
    xo TJ

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  2. haha this is so great! is the title from that kid history video!? my favorite. and yes, amish life would be absolutely amazing.

    and you can totally make a blog design for me anytime you'd like :)

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    1. YES it's from the kid history video. they are HILARIOUS- one time i cried so hard from laughing that i was sobbing. and email me, for reals! i'll email you with a bunch of fonts & you can tell me the colors and what blogs you like.. then i'll make you a new blog! woo

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  3. I just want too move everywhere too!! I have so many places that I want too go its crazy!
    Right with you on the coloured jeans, I want every colour available!
    Amy xo

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  4. I've always diagnosed myself with various diseases (there's like 4 i'm pretty confident i have right now) and in school i studied physiology and took classes about disease which just made it worse! haha sometimes i have a conversation cycle in my head of me thinking i'm a hypochondriac but maybe i'm not, so then if i think i am and i'm not maybe i am, but then that would make me not one... confusing? yes

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    1. haha, diseases. i think i've diagnosed myself with cancer more times than the common cold. i feel ya!

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  5. I've always diagnosed myself with diseases (i'm pretty sure i currently have like 4) and in school i studied physiology and took classes about disease which just made it worse! haha sometimes i have a conversation cycle in my head of me thinking i'm a hypochondriac but maybe i'm not, so then if i think i am and i'm not maybe i am, but then that would make me not one... confusing? yes

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  6. fact: steph is awesome.
    fact: i love these :)

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  7. Yeah you could design my blog. I'd even pay you. I have problems when trying to do it myself. Or you could teach me. The nail thing looking like coins totally killed me. My nails are horrible too.

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    1. ASH i totally would love to design your blog for you. or help you. either way. maybe we should just hang out & eat food & we'll design your blog? sounds good to me!

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    2. Sounds like a fabulous idea. Let's plan it.

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  8. I know exactly how you feel my friend...I'm dying to move somewhere completely new too! I think it's a curse. I'm always itching for a big change. Looooove the blog. Xo

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  9. This is perfect I love it and also the throwing up thing could be bad I'd get it checked out. Might just be my medical background showing its ugly head haha. Also I now feel like I need to make copies of my pictures onto CDS. Thanks :)

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  10. hey steph! i nominated you for an award! come check it out on my blog!

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  11. fact: i am in love with these facts. so hilarious!
    fact:#myfriendsandilovetomakefunofthewholehashtagthingbydoingstufflikethis #orthingslikethis: #haha #exclamationpoint
    fact: i'm so with you on glee...i watched a little bit of the first season, but it became so trashy so quickly. it's sad, because it had the potential to be better than it is.
    fact: we got no jobs...we got no food...our pet's heads are falling off!

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    1. hahahaha! you sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!
      SO GREAT. i have to admit that i do like some of the songs from GLEE, but not the actual show. you're right on. #we'recool

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  12. FAAAAACT! I saw your husband at school today, (I go to the U. I'm pretty sure it was him...), & I thought of you & your cute blog! I love your hair, by the way. I keep asking my mom if that style will look good on me. She thinks not. I absolutely love your blog! :)

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  13. I live in Amish country, PA! I'll switch with you if you want. I was in Tennessee for a couple years, so now PA feels like this awkward pretending-to-be-country kind of State, at least where I am. I want mountains! (<-- said in my best Bilbo voice).

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